There’s a man you might know we’ll call “Barry”. Thus far, he’s found four gals to marry. Wife two left this dish, I’m three – it’s DELISH! And now make it for Matt, Joe or Gary.
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Why Must I Feel Like That?
January 22, 2009 – 11:55 pm
Somewhere between getting my reggae on and doing the dogcatcher I was exposed to some atomic (pun, yes, so what) cooties that laid me out with the nastiest head and chest cold I’ve sustained in years. Losing both the senses of smell and taste are surefire ways to also lose an appetite, and starving my [...]
Chewing and Swallowing the Broken Bits
May 19, 2008 – 8:47 am
Sustenance: she ain’t always pretty Fresh off of a wonderful trip to San Francisco and Seattle that was filled with an unending parade of gustatory delights, my re-entry did not allow for any postprandial downtime. I was immediately sucked into a vortex of decay and rubble. Broken bones, broken hearts, and broken promises all serve [...]
How Green Was My Guacamole
April 1, 2008 – 6:00 pm
Crunchy, creamy, tangy, spicy. A small celebration in vernal shades of green. Consider this not so much a recipe, but a mere suggestion of what to do when your avocado is dead ripe, a craving for guacamole strikes, and you are missing some key traditional ingredients. Necessity is truly the mother of invention AND inspiration. [...]
